fun fact: jensen’s knees actually have a restriction order against each other and that’s why they can’t ever be in the same county together
i mean look at that, you could fit the entire damn state of texas in there
they make such a perfect bow, like do u ever just wanna *clenches fists*
the most texasest texan to ever come outta texas with them texas bowlegs y’all
[x] like,,,no wonder it’s such a defining factor about him that everyone uses to describe him bc!!!! dAMN BOI HOW THEM LEGS BEND LIKE THAT 👀 👀 👀 they’re gonna snap right in half one of these days, i swear
okay but my absolute favorite fucking thing tho??? when those beauties are oN DISPLAY Y’ALL. WHEN U CAN SEE HIS BEAUTIFUL CALVES AND NICE-ASS KNEES AND DAINTY ANKLES AND BLONDE LIL LEG HAIRS IN ALL THEIR NAKED BEAUTY *jenna marbles voice* heyll yeah
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