Stages of a Wincest Shipper

latinenglishfandomblog:

sammyanddee:

Stage 1: Oh my God, they have the cutest brother relationship. I love it. Oh my God, BROTP!!! *reads cute brother fics*

Stage 2: they should totally do everything together. They love each other so much!! They’re so adorable, but I don’t ship them because it’s incest and incest is weird *awkward laugh* *looks at cute brother art*

Stage 3: so what if I don’t want them to date other people, they have each other. Why do they need other people? No, I don’t ship them! Of course not! *reads slight slash fics*

Stage 4: I want them to do cute things together like go to the movies and have fun doing things together. But that’s not a date! I mean, hello, brothers! *reads about them cuddling and shit, but totally platonic*

Stage 5: Okay, I might ship them just a bit, but it’s only like a crack!ship. Everyone has one crazy crack!ship. Let’s be real. Okay. Just like, keep it on the down low. *secretly reads teen rated fics*

Stage 6: I think I might actually ship them. For, like, real. But don’t tell anyone and never mention it! *looks at slashy art and reads slash fics*

Stage 7: yeah, I love Supernatural. You know what would be a good joke, if Sam and Dean actually got together. Hilarious, I know right? *has M-rated fic on phone behind passcode*

Stage 8: you know what? I kinda ship Wincest and I don’t care! Alright? Okay. Still keeping it a secret. *rewatches Playthings 300x*

Stage 9: yeah, you know what. I ship Wincest. I am a Wincest Shipper, I’ll admit it. I mean, come on they’re so cute and so in love. *squeals about Sam and Dean’s love*

Stage 10: Fuck this. I SHIP WINCEST AND I’M PROUD! THEY KISS AND CUDDLE AND BE SUPER PROTECTIVE OF EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME! THEY FUCK EVERY NIGHT AND I FUCKIN LOVE IT! THEY HAVE THE WEIRDEST SEX AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY LOVE IT TOO! * screams from rooftops* *tells all friends* *reads fic about them calling each other brother while they fuck and recommends it to people*

Is this me