Here it is, friends! After JIBCon I bought the underwear with no real plans for it except to hear my own amused laughter. Then I remembered I had Jensen’s auto for Phoenix. I didn’t know if I should get them signed or not (I’m no good at judging the appropriateness of this particular idea) so I asked a few friends and they all told me to DO IT.
My friend gifted me her J2 autos which were on row C so I was one of the first people to get Jensen’s auto for this con. I got in line, but also brought a back up item in case the whole thing went south. I was really hoping for the whole thing to just be funny so I was hoping for the best. I had a photo saved on my phone from the con, photographed by the lovely and talented @monicad-photography ready to explain the whole thing to whoever I needed to so that no one thought I was too weird!
The underwear was still in the pack (I didn’t want anyone to think I had worn it, because I hadn’t) so the handler asked if I wanted the pack signed or the underwear, to which I told her the latter. Jensen was paying attention to the person in front of me so he had no idea what was next. He was slid the underwear and was just quiet for a moment. I held my breath and then opened my phone to Monica’s picture and zoomed in on the underwear section and told him some really clever people (not me!) were able to determine what the underwear was by this small swatvh. He was amazed but he still didn’t understand how they could do it off the picture. I explained there were other picture angles and that he made it easy by growling at Misha for the rest of the panel. I did a growl but since I never actually watch the JIBCon video I had no idea how he actually sounded. He growl corrected me (I was laughing hard) and he started laughing himself and meanwhile his handler was just confused so Jensen explained to her that Misha at JIB didn’t believe he had on weird underwear so he flashed him (Jensen then slid back away from the table and mimicked sliding down his pants and flashing for extra dramatic storytelling effect). He was in such a GREAT MOOD remembering the whole thing. The handler looked nervous tho. Jensen said with a smile, “You should see the ones I have on now!” And OMG y’all. He started reaching for his pants again and I thought he was about to flash me whatever new ones he had. The handler then freaked out and stretched an arm over the table telling him. “Oh! No! No!” and I said, “If the man wants to show his underwear then let the man show his underwear.” It was in a playful banter way and Jensen was laughing the whole time! I then said, “Thank you for that, by the way, Mr. Ackles.” He laughed again and then started to sign the underwear while the handler stretched them out. They are stretchy and thin so he had to sign slow. He finished his name and then paused thoughtfully for a second and started writing something below his name. “ROAR!” i just started dying laughing again, took the underwear and thanked him again. ❤
❤: who is more affectionate in public? in private?
In public, definitely Jess. She loves fussing over Sam, petting his hair and holding hands. In private, Sam is so huggy and clingy, just happy to have someone who loves him
♡: who is the bigger romantic openly? secretly?
I think Sam for both. Sam loves making these little romantic gestures for Jess. She’s his first real girlfriend and he this is the girl he’s gonna marry he wants to prove how much he loves her
❥: who is more likely to plan something big for valentine’s day?
Sam! Like I said he never had a chance to do something big for anyone so he likes being able to treat Jess.
ღ: who is more likely to initiate hand-holding in public?
Jess. Sam gets a bit nervous about these kinds of things, but she’s so comfortable with it that even when Sam’s too shy to hold her hand Jess will do it
💕: who is more likely to make huge declarations of love in front of other people?
Neither of them are all about big declarations, but Sam has gotten in a few of their friends in on plans (he once got one of his friends who were in a shitty college band to write a song for her and play it when he took her out for their one year anniversary)
💘: who developed a crush on the other first?
Jess won’t admit it, but she absolutely did. She’d seen Sam at a couple of parties, hanging around campus, and most importantly she’d seen him hanging out with Brady from her pre-med course. So she practically begged Brady to introduce them. Sam thought it was him who got a crush first, because he fell for her the minute that Brady introduced them, but like Jess had a good couple of months of stalking him beforehand
💝: who spends more time (possibly overthinking) what presents to get the other?
Jess. She knows Sam never had a lot growing up and he’s not a very materialistic guy. She never knows what to get him and always overthinks it
💓: who initiates most physical contact?
Jess does in public, like holding hands and kissing. Sam is much more likely in private, sometimes he can’t keep his hands off of her. (sometimes that’s just a confirmation that she’s safe)
💌: who is more likely to send cutesy texts to the other?
Jess loves sending cutesy texts. All the heart emojis. Sam rolls his eyes whenever he gets them, but he saves them all because they really make him happy
💟: who spends time reading their zodiac compatibilities?
Surprisingly Sam. Sam has enough knowledge of the supernatural to know that nothing is just coincidence and that outside factors often play a bigger part than people realise. Jess thinks it’s a bunch of malarkey but goes along with it anyway, asking Sam what her stars for the day are
💙: who is more protective?
In a general sense, Sam is way more protective. It has something to do with his paranoia and what he knows about the supernatural. Every bump in the night, every shadow, and Sam is immediately up and separating Jess from whatever the threat is. But, Jess is super protective of Sam too. Some of their classmates are huge assholes, and people like to pick on Sam because he never fights back. Jess always stands up for Sam when someone starts calling him names
💚: who tends to get sick more often? who is better at taking care of the other?
Sam gets sick so often but doesn’t admit it. Thankfully, Jess is (as I headcannon) is in pre-med so he is in great hands. Jess absolutely loves taking care of Sam, even when he won’t admit he’s sick
💜: who said “i love you” first? or, if neither has said it yet, who is more likely to say it first?
Sam. He said it so quickly, after only a few dates. It was only a breathy whisper, barely loud enough for Jess to hear. But she did, and she said it back straight away
💛: who believes in soulmates?
They both kinda do. Neither of them felt this way about anyone until they met each other, and whether it was love at first sight or they were actually soulmates, there was definitely something between them