adoringjensen:

yES, WE MUST COMPLETE THE TRINITY. GOOD CALL ANON, GOOD CALL.

let’s just go full fucken force right out of the gate, shall we?? look at those Huge Bulging Thigh Muscles, holy. sHiT. I bet,,,, he could murder me with those things.

Jared’s a bit tricky, bc his thighs are pretty skinny. They’re not much bigger than his calves and he wears jeans that are usually pretty baggy whereas Jensen and Misha’s will hug their thighs more. Especially Jensen’s, that boi likes his pants tight 👀  

Jared’s got the body type where he’s got very little body fat and it’s mainly muscle. So he’s like ~bulgier~ bc his muscles are prominent on his skinny little giraffe body. 

That’s not to say he isn’t Thicc in his own way tho :)) He’s all flailing, gangly limbs but he’s fucking solid lemme tell u. He’s got a large frame full of sunshine and laughter that’s just,,, firm and unmoving. He’s a gotdamn brickhouse that just so happens to be a fumbling puppy ❤

asldkgh it’s difficult to find good pictures that showcase his thighs bc of his gotdamn baggy pants but regardless, he’s so cUTE omfg look at this overgrown toddler!!! my SuNsHiNe! ! !!

a++ angle of the backs of Jared’s thighs ft the Potato Shoes™ (more like Burnt Potato Shoes™ from this season) and also the Padabooty™ and also jensen’s offended face. like what is he even doing, that looks like me tryna stretch out my pants and convince myself they still fit.