*quickened breaths* maNDY U ARE NOT!!!! HELPING!!!!!
[x] okay so @blissfulcastiel is gonna haaaaate me for this but i gotta do it :))) *deep inhale* LOOK AT THEM SAUSAGE FINGERSSSS
[x] look how fUCKEN THICC THOSE BABIES ARE!!! LIKE SAUSAGE LINKS NEXT TO YA PANCAKES!!!!
[x] oh my god his knuckles are just so massive and his fingers so gotdamn Thicc and his wrists so dainty and his fingernails so perfectly manicured
[x] really tho. he takes such good care of himself, look at how….nice his nails are. and fUCK HIS SOFT HANDS OKAY, I CAN’T TAKE THAT. HE CAN’T HAVE EVERYTHING, GOD FU CKI GN D AM NIT
[x] when his hands are all bloodied and bruised and scratched up,,,,,hOoO bOi makin me wanna kms (his fucking hand veins, get me out)
[x] fuckcukfuckufkcukc when he gets tactile with those Thicc pieces of art???
fun fact: jensen’s knees actually have a restriction order against each other and that’s why they can’t ever be in the same county together
i mean look at that, you could fit the entire damn state of texas in there
they make such a perfect bow, like do u ever just wanna *clenches fists*
the most texasest texan to ever come outta texas with them texas bowlegs y’all
[x] like,,,no wonder it’s such a defining factor about him that everyone uses to describe him bc!!!! dAMN BOI HOW THEM LEGS BEND LIKE THAT 👀 👀 👀 they’re gonna snap right in half one of these days, i swear
okay but my absolute favorite fucking thing tho??? when those beauties are oN DISPLAY Y’ALL. WHEN U CAN SEE HIS BEAUTIFUL CALVES AND NICE-ASS KNEES AND DAINTY ANKLES AND BLONDE LIL LEG HAIRS IN ALL THEIR NAKED BEAUTY *jenna marbles voice* heyll yeah
Backup bloh 