RULES: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, and tag nine people!
AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me
FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organized sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing
WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world •I sleep past midnight most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors not words
EARTH: I wear glasses • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan • I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life
AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by •I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally
Not tagging anyone but if you see this and want to do it please go ahead and say I tagged you!:)
Stage 1: Oh my God, they have the cutest brother relationship. I love it. Oh my God, BROTP!!! *reads cute brother fics*
Stage 2: they should totally do everything together. They love each other so much!! They’re so adorable, but I don’t ship them because it’s incest and incest is weird *awkward laugh* *looks at cute brother art*
Stage 3: so what if I don’t want them to date other people, they have each other. Why do they need other people? No, I don’t ship them! Of course not! *reads slight slash fics*
Stage 4: I want them to do cute things together like go to the movies and have fun doing things together. But that’s not a date! I mean, hello, brothers! *reads about them cuddling and shit, but totally platonic*
Stage 5: Okay, I might ship them just a bit, but it’s only like a crack!ship. Everyone has one crazy crack!ship. Let’s be real. Okay. Just like, keep it on the down low. *secretly reads teen rated fics*
Stage 6: I think I might actually ship them. For, like, real. But don’t tell anyone and never mention it! *looks at slashy art and reads slash fics*
Stage 7: yeah, I love Supernatural. You know what would be a good joke, if Sam and Dean actually got together. Hilarious, I know right? *has M-rated fic on phone behind passcode*
Stage 8: you know what? I kinda ship Wincest and I don’t care! Alright? Okay. Still keeping it a secret. *rewatches Playthings 300x*
Stage 9: yeah, you know what. I ship Wincest. I am a Wincest Shipper, I’ll admit it. I mean, come on they’re so cute and so in love. *squeals about Sam and Dean’s love*
Stage 10: Fuck this. I SHIP WINCEST AND I’M PROUD! THEY KISS AND CUDDLE AND BE SUPER PROTECTIVE OF EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME! THEY FUCK EVERY NIGHT AND I FUCKIN LOVE IT! THEY HAVE THE WEIRDEST SEX AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY LOVE IT TOO! * screams from rooftops* *tells all friends* *reads fic about them calling each other brother while they fuck and recommends it to people*
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