youmightbeanidiotif:

1. (Dean, Sam, S1-S13)
   “Sammy”
   “Dee” (11.04, 11.12)
2. (Dean & Sam, S1-S13)

   “Bitch”
   “Jerk”

3. (Larry & Lynda, 1.08)
   “Let me just say, we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color, or… sexual orientation.”
   “Let me just say, that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color, or… sexual orientation.”
4. (Dean, 1.11)
   “You’ve always known what you want. And you go
   after it. You stand up to Dad. And you always have. Hell, I wish
   I—anyway… I admire that about you. I’m proud of you, Sammy.”
5. (John & Sam, 1.22)
   “Killing this demon comes first, before me, before everything.”
   “No, sir. Not before everything.”

6. (Dean & Sam, 2.07)
   “What do you think, Scully?”
   “I’m not Scully, you’re Scully.”
   “No, I’m Mulder. You’re a red-headed woman.”
7. (Dean, 2.09)
   “You make a move on him, you’ll be dead before you hit the ground.”

8. (Sam & Dean, 2.09)
   “It’s over for me. It doesn’t have to be over for you. You can keep going!”
   “What if I don’t want to?!“
9. (Henrikson & Dean, 2.12)
   “Yeah, I know about Sammy. The Bonnie to your Clyde.”
   “Yeah, well, that part’s true”
10. (Bobby & Dean, 2.15)
    “You’re bickering like an old married couple.”
    “No, see married couples can get divorced. Me and him, we’re like, uh, Siamese twins.”
11. (Molly & Sam, 2.16)
    “Right before, we were having the dumbest fight. It was the only
    time we ever really argued, when we were stuck in the car.”
    “Yeah, I know how that goes.”
    “You know the last thing I said to him? I called him a jerk.”
12. (Bobby & Dean, 2.22)
    “Something big is going down, end of the world big.”
    “Well, then let it end!“
13. (Dean, 2.22)
    “I’m gonna take care of you, I’m gonna take care
    of you, I gotcha. That’s my job, right? Watch out for my pain in the ass
    little brother?”
14. (Sam, 2.22)
    “I mean, you sacrifice everything for me.  Don’t you think I’d do the
    same for you? You’re my big brother. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for
    you.”
15. (Sam & Tamara & Isaac, 3.01)
    “So, how long you two been married?”
    “Eight years this past June.”
    “The family that slays together…”
    “Right. I’m with you there.”
16. (Dean, 3.01)
    “Because I couldn’t live with you dead. Couldn’t do it.”
17. (Kyle & Sam, 3.05)
    “This guy, he… he killed my brothers. How would you feel?”
    “Can’t imagine anything worse.”
18. (Dean & Sam, 3.06)
    “Look at you, sticking up for your girlfriend. You cougar hound.”
    “Bite me.”
    “Hey, not if she bites you first.”
19. (Sam, 3.07)
    “I just wish you would drop the show and be my brother again. Cause…just cause.”
20. (Dean, 3.11)
    “Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that.”
21. (Trickster, 3.11)
    “This obsession to save Dean? The way you two keep sacrificing yourselves for each other?

    […] Dean’s your weakness.
    And the bad guys know it, too.” 

22. (Sam & Dean,

    3.15)
    “Then, whatever the magic pill is, I’ll take it too!”
    “Oh, what is this? Sid and Nancy?”

23. (Dean, 3.16)
    “Sammy, all I’m saying, is that you’re my weak spot. You are, and I’m yours.”
24. (Dean, 3.16)
    “SAM! SAAAAM!!”
25. (Sam & a crossroads demon, 4.09)
    “I don’t want ten years. I don’t want one year. I don’t want candy! I want to trade places with Dean.”

    “No.”
    “Just take me! It’s a fair trade!”

26. (Cara & Sam, 4.14)
    “Haven’t you ever been in a relationship where you really love somebody and still kinda wanted to bash their head in?”
    “Sounds like you’re speaking from experience.”
    […]
    “His name was Karl. We were married. […] I mean I loved him. Still do I guess
    but… I don’t know. It’s like one day I looked up and I was living with a
    stranger and… you know what I mean, right?”
    “I guess. Or, I don’t know, maybe.”
27. (Nick, 4.14)
    “I gave him what he needed. And it wasn’t some bitch in a G-string. It was you. A little brother that looked up to him”

28. (Dean, 5.04)

    “Because whatever we have between us… love, family, whatever it is…”

29. (Dean, 5.04)
    “The point is…maybe we are each others Achilles heel.
    Maybe they’ll find a way to use us against each other, I don’t know. I
    just know we’re all we’ve got. More than that. We keep each other
    human.”

30. (Hotel manager, 5.09)

    “And at 4.30 there’s the ‘Homoerotic Subtext of Supernatural.‘”

31. (Dean & Castiel & Sam, 5.13)

    “Really? Anna? I don’t believe it.”
    “It’s true.”
    “So she’s gone all Glenn Close, huh? That’s awesome.”
    “Who’s Glenn Close?”
    “No one, just this psycho bitch who likes to boil rabbits.”
    “So the plan to kill me, would it actually stop Satan?”

32. (Ash, 5.16)

    “A few people share. Special cases. Whatnot. […] Aw you know, like, uh, soulmates.“

33. (Zachariah, 5.18)

    “You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationality, erotically codependent on each other right?”

34. (Dean & AU!Sam/Dean & Sam, 2.20 & 5.18)
    “Why are you doing this?”

    “Because you’re still my (big) brother.”

35. (Castiel, 5.18)
    “I don’t have the same faith in you that Sam does.“
36. (Chuck, 5.22)
    “This is the stuff that’s important. The army man that Sam crammed in the
    ashtray – it’s still stuck there. The Legos that Dean shoved into the
    vents – to this day, heat comes on and they can hear ‘em rattle. These
    are the things that make the car theirs – really theirs. Even when Dean
    rebuilt her from the ground up, he made sure all these little things
    stayed.”
37. Chuck, 5.22)
    “In between jobs, Sam and Dean would sometimes get a day – sometimes a
    week, if they were lucky. […] They could go anywhere and do anything. They drove 1,000 miles
    for an Ozzy show, two days for a Jayhawks game. And when it was clear,
    they’d park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the
    stars… for hours… without saying a word.”
38. (Dean, 5.22)
    “Sam, it’s okay. It’s okay, I’m here, I’m here. I’m not gonna leave you.”
39. (Sam, 5.22)
    “It’s okay, Dean, it’s gonna be okay. I got him.”
40. (Chuck, 5.22)
    “Dean didn’t want Cas to save him. Every part of him, every fiber he’s
    got, wants to die, or find a way to bring Sam back. But he isn’t gonna
    do either. Because he made a promise.”
41. (Chuck, 5.22)
    “I’d say this was a test… for Sam and Dean. And I think they did all
    right. Up against good, evil, angels, devils,
    destiny, and God himself, they made their own choice. They chose family.
    And, well… isn’t that kinda the whole point?”
42. (Dean, 6.01)
    “So I’m dead? This is Heaven?”
43. (Sam & Dean, 6.01)
    “You finally had what you wanted, Dean.”
    “I wanted my brother. Alive.”

44. (Lisa, 6.06)

    “You two have the most unhealthy, tangled-up, crazy thing I’ve ever seen.“

45. (Veritas, 6.06)

    “Mallory to your Mickey.”

46. (Dean & Sam, 6.15)
    “Yeah, but here, you got a pretty good life. I mean, back home, the hits
    have been coming since you were 6 months old. You got to admit, being
    a bazillionare, married to Ruby, the whole package. It’s no contest.”
    “No, you know, you were right. We just don’t mean the same thing here.
    I mean, we’re not even brothers here, man.”
    “All right, then. Let’s get our crazy show back home.”
47. (Sam & Dean, 6.15)
    [Sam knocks on the wall.]
    “Solid. It’s real. Nice.”
    “Yeah. Yeah, real, moldy, termite-eaten home sweet home. Chock full of
    crap that wants to skin you. Oh, and, uh, we’re broke again.”
    “Yeah. But, hey… at least we’re talking.“
48. (Sam, 6.22)
    “I was with two guys. One was like a male model type, and the other was an older guy named Bobby.”
49. (Balthazar, 6.22)
    “How’s Sleeping Beauty? You didn’t steal any kisses, I trust?”
50. (Tortured!Sam & Sam, 6.22)
    “Why is this so important to you?”
    “You know me. You know why. I’m not leaving my brother alone out there.”
51. (Sam & Don & Maggie, Sam & Dean, 7.05)
    “See? Guys, guys… You’re talking.
    All these years, you… you buried your anger and your
    disappointment till it tore you apart. All you needed to do was talk.”
    “He’s right. I couldn’t kill you. All I ever wanted is you, Mags. I’ve
    been crushing on you since forever. You’re the woman that I want to
    never grow old with.”
    “I could never murder you either, Don. It’s crazy… But true.”
    […]
    “Hey, were you, um, were you listening to the Starks tonight?”
    “Uh, a little, when I wasn’t getting slammed into a wall or stung by bees.”
    “You notice how they, uh, you know, how they… how they opened up, got everything off their chest?”
    “Yeah. Kudos on selling them that crap.”
    “It wasn’t crap, Dean. It worked.”
52. (Dean, 7.06)
    “Sammy. Not Sammy.”
53. (Leviathan!Sam, 7.06)
    “You could be anything. You’re strong, uninhibited, smart enough, believe it or not, but you’re so caught up in being good and taking care of each other.”
54. (Dean, 8.03)
    “I know where I’m at my best, and that is right here, driving down crazy street next to you.”
55. (Mrs. Holmes, 8.03)
    “I don’t think he could bear the thought of life without me. That’s why he drove off that bridge.”
56. (Michael, 8.04)

    “Is it just me or are you getting a workplace romance vibe from those two?”

57. (Kate & Michael & Brian, Dean, 8.04)
    “I’m pretty sure that FBI agents don’t say “awesome” that much.
    You know? And they definitely don’t hunt and kill college kids.”
    “Did… did they say anything else?”
    “Dude, they just sat and talked about how they have been apart for a
    year. You were probably right about that whole office-romance thing.”
    […]
    “Do I really say “awesome” a lot?”
58. (Sam & Amelia, 8.05)
    “You have no idea where you’re going, either, do you?”
    “No. Not really.”
    “And that’s because you have no one. I mean, at all, right? I mean, that’s why you’re… here, in this place.”
    “I used to… have someone, I mean. But that’s over now. It’s gone. You know what that’s like, don’t you?”
59. (Dean & Sam, 8.10)
    “What do you want to hear, Sam? That I was
    wrong? Fine. I was wrong. Okay? But if you’d have just heard me out, if
    you’d have trusted me, all of this could have been avoided.”
    “You didn’t want me to trust you. You wanted me to trust Benny, and I can’t do that.”
    “Right. Okay, well, then, what the hell do we do now?”
    “That depends. It depends on you. On whether or not you’re done with him.”

60. (Dean, 8.14)
    “I want you to get out. I want you to have a life, become a Man of
    Letters, whatever. You, with a wife and kids, and
    grandkids, living till you’re fat and bald and chugging Viagra… that
    is my perfect ending.”
61. (Dean & Sam, 8.14)
    “Sam, be smart.”
    “I am smart, and so are
    you. You’re not a grunt, Dean. You’re a genius. When it comes to lore
    you’re the best damn hunter I have ever seen, better than me, better
    than dad. I believe in you, Dean. So, please, please believe in me,
    too.”

62. (Dean, 8.23)

    “There is nothing, past or present, that I would put in front of you.”

63. (Ezekial/Gadreel as Dean, 9.01)

    “I made you a promise, in that church. You and me. Come whatever.”

64. (Ezekial/Gadreel as Dean, 9.01)

    “There ain’t no me, if there ain’t no you.“

65. (Jody, 9.08)
    “Come on.
    You and Dean?
    That’s something special, don’t you think?”
66. (Castiel & Sam, 9.11)
    “Sam, the trials. You chose not to go through with them for a reason,
    didn’t you? You chose to live rather than to sacrifice yourself.

    You and Dean, you chose each other.”

    “Yeah, I did. We did.”

67. (Alonso, 9.13)
    “Hey, new guy. Quit flirtin’ with the trainer and keep scoopin’, huh?”

68. (Dean, 9.23)
    “I’m proud of us.”

69. (Sam, 10.02)

    “I don’t care. Because you’re my brother and I’m here to take you home.”

70. (Sam, 10.03)
    “Come back. […] Come back to me.”
71. (Dean, 10.03)

    “What did Sam say? Does he want a divorce?”

72. (Castiel, 10.03)
    “It’d take a lot more than trying to kill Sam with a hammer to make him want to walk away.”
73. (Dean & Sam, 10.04)

    “I never even said thank you, so…”
    “You don’t ever have to say that, not to me.”

74. (Dean & Marie, 10.05)

    “Why are they standing so close together?”
    “Reasons.”
    “You know they’re brothers, right?”
    “Well, duh but, subtext.” 

75. (Dean, 10.05)

    “I don’t need a symbol to remind me how I feel about my brother.”

76. (Marie as Sam & Sam, 10.05)
    “The two of us against the world!”
    “What she said.”
77. (Heddy & Beverly, 10.06)
    “I knew those boys were trailer trash the moment they rolled up in that American-made.”
    “Not to mention homosexuals.”
    “Homosexual murderers.  Like Leopold and Loeb.”
78. (Sam, 10.12)
    “Look, man… do I wish the mark was gone? Yes, of course. Absolutely, I do, but… I wanted you back.”

79. (Sam, 10.18)

    “This is my life. I love it. But I can’t do it without my brother. I
    don’t want to do it without my brother. And if he’s gone, then I
    don’t…”

80. (Sam, 10.18)
    “If there’s a cure, we’ll do it and deal with the consequences later. I can’t lose you.”
81. (Sam, 10.23)
    “You will never, ever hear me say that you—the real you—is anything but good.”
82. (Dean, 10.23)
    “Close your eyes. [A tear runs down Sam’s face as he continues to look up at Dean.]

    Sammy, close your eyes.”

83. (Sam, 10.23)
    “Take these. And one day, when you find your way back.
    Let these be your guide. And they can help you remember what it was to
    be good. What it was to love.”

84. (Sam & Dean, 11.01)
    “I unleashed a force on this world that could destroy it, to save you.”
    “And I told you not to.”
    “And I’d do it again.  In a second, I would do it again.”
85. (Sam, 11.04)

    “We are home.“

86. (Lucifer & Sam, 11.10)
    “No wait, here’s my personal favorite, is you doing every stupid thing
    you could to cure the Mark, even after you knew it would go bad.”
    “My brother was dying!”
    “Yes! And you’d do anything to save him. And he’d do anything to save
    you. And that is the problem. […] you’re so overcome by guilt that you can’t stand to
    lose Dean again and he could never lose you, and so instead of choosing
    the world you choose each other, no matter how many innocent people die.”
87. (Dean, 11.11)

    “All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together.“

88. (Sam, 11.16)
    “The nest messes with their victim’s head, shows them things they love, parts of their soul in distress.”
89. (Sam & Dean, 11.16)
    “You said the soul eater made you see things, plural. So, what else did you see?”
    “I saw you, dead on the floor.”
    “How messed up are our lives, that you seeing a vision of dead-me is actually kind of comforting?”
90. (Dean, 11.17)
    “Bring him back. Bring him back and take me instead.”
91. (Michelle, 11.17)

    “I watched the man I love die. There’s no normal after that.”

92. (Dean & Cesar, 11.19)
    “You guys fight just like brothers. Almost as bad as us.”
    “Well, it’s more like an old married couple.”
93. (Dean, 11.20)

    “I’m not leaving you, ever!”

94. (Dean & Sam, 11.23)
    “C’mon, you know the drill. No chick flick moments, c’mon.”
    “Yeah, you love chick flicks.”
    “Yeah, you’re right I do, come here.”
95. (Dean, 11.23)

    “I need him, he needs me.“

96. (Dean, 12.01)
    “Listen, bitch. I don’t care who you are, I don’t care what you want. You have my brother. […]
    Now, I’m gonna give you one chance, just one, to hand Sam back.

    […] You think you can run from me? Try it. Because when I find you, and I
    will find you, if he is not in one piece, I will take you apart. You
    understand me? [Lady Toni hangs up, Dean snaps Gregory’s cellphone in half.]”

97. (Mary & Dean, 12.02)
    “Sam had a chance to get out, and he came back?”
    “When Dad disappeared, Sam and I looked around and something became very
    clear. The only thing we had in this world, the only thing aside from
    this car, was each other.”
98. (Dean & Sam, 12.06)
    “He’s more of a, uh… animated Japanese erotica chick.”
    “Don’t tell her that!”
    “Tell her what?”
    “It’s Jody, man.”
    “Dude, be proud of your hobbies. It makes you who you are.”
99. (Dean & Billie, 12.06)
    [Dean is pounding on the door, trying to get in.]
    “Sam. Sammy! Hey!”
    “You can huff and puff, but that house is on supernatural lockdown. They can’t even hear you.”
    “Hunters are dying in there.”
    “Everyone dies.”
    “You got in there. You got in there to reap that soul. You can get me in.”
    “But it’s a one-way ticket. And you’re gonna owe me one.”
    [The door glows and Dean tumbles through it and rolls into the room.]
    “Where’s my brother?!”
100. (Dean, 12.07)
     “We’re the brothers that rock together.”
101. (Dean, 12.09)
     “Being locked in that cell, with nothing? I’ve been to hell, this was worse.”
102. (Sam & Dean, 12.11)
     ”Dean, do you remember HBO?”
     ”Uh…”
     ”Cinemax?”
     ”Skinemax?”
     ”Great, alright, come here. We’re just gonna sit you right here.”
     “Is this like, live Skinemax?”
103. (Dean, 12.11)
     [Sam screams in pain.]
     “S-Sam?”
104. (Sam & Dean, 12.11)
     “I can’t believe you rode Larry.”
     “Hey, I was awesome on that bull. I was like a God.”
105. (Sam & Dean, 12.11)
     “Just, you know, some of the things we’ve done, we’ve had this weight for- forever. And seeing it gone, you looked happy.“
     “Look, was it nice to drop our baggage? Yeah, maybe. Hell, probably. But it wasn’t just the crap that got lost, I mean it was everything. It was us. It was what we do, you know? All of it. So… that’s what being happy looks like? I think I’ll pass.“
106. (Dean, 12.14)
     “Sammy? Lucy?!”
107. (Sam & Dean, 12.15)

     “Dude, why don’t you take a shower and change your clothes, you’ve been wearing the same pair of boxers for four days.”
     “Okay, one, weird that you know how much underwear I’ve packed…”
     “That’s what’s weird about this?”

108. (Dean & Sam, 12.15)

     “Alright, let’s get to it then.”
     “Yeah, that’s fine, um… after you get cleaned up.”
     “I got baby wipes in the car.”
     “Dude! Dean, I’m serious man. You smell like roadkill.”
     “That’s ‘cause I do all the heavy lifting. … Alright, but I’m using that fancy shampoo you keep hidden from me.”

109. (Gwen, Sam & Dean, 12.15)
     “Why couldn’t I just tell him the truth? I didn’t, I lied. I lied to make things easier.”
     […]
     “Either way, I shouldn’t have lied to you and I’m sorry, man, I”
     “Well, okay.”
110. (Sam & Dean, 12.15)
     “Every job we’ve worked in the last two weeks, they’ve all come from the British Men of Letters.”
     “Really.”
     “Yeah, I didn’t tell you because I know how much you hate them.”
     “No, we hate them. Us. Together.”
111. (Mick & Sam & Dean, 12.16)
     “Kendrick’s is the largest collection of occult lore in the world.”
     “Cool.”
     [Dean gives ultimate bitchface.]
112. (Mick & Sam, 12.16)
     “Booked us all suites.”
     “Wait, you… we’re in separate rooms?”
113. (Dean, 12.16)
     “Yeah. Sam’s best friend. They’re like nerd soulmates.”
114. (Sam & Dean, 12.22)
     “Is this how you pictured it? The end?”
     “You know it’s not. I always thought we’d go out like Butch and Sundance style. Blaze of glory.”
115. (Dean & Sam, 12.22)
     “You come back.”
     “Promise.”
     “Bitch.”
     “Jerk.”

Comparisons, parallels, direct lines, feel free to add to this list.