Me: wow I’m way too attached to fictional characters
Me: *sees y’all send death threats to writers because you didn’t agree with their decisions*
Me: never mind I’m attached the healthy amount
Tag: text
Sam: Dean, can I speak with you in private?
Dean: Oooo somebody’s in trouble.
Dean: It’s me, I don’t know why I said that.
Dean: What am I allergic to?
Sam: Cats. And the full spectrum of human emotion.
Dean : You’re pretty cute when you’re nice.
Sam : What am I when I’m not nice?
Dean : Hot as fuck.
I wonder what people who don’t think about jared padalecki 24/7 think about
Personally I think about Sam Winchester the rest of the time.
Dean: You know, the invention of the shovel was ground-breaking.
Dean: Ground-breaking.
Dean: [laughing at his own joke]
Mary: [face palming]
Dean: … But it was the broom’s creation that really swept the nation.
Sam: [rolling his eyes]
Dean: Of course, some say it’s the wheel that really got things rolling. C’mon guys give me something here.
Castiel: [squinting]
Castiel: I should’ve left you in hell
sam winchester would hug you and tell you everything’s alright. he would see the potential in you and give his life to protect it.
sam + (fandom) text posts
inspired by
Jared Padalecki:*exists*
Me:I am? so grateful???? this ray of sunshine?? is so pure??? I don’t deserve??? what is this beauty?????
Sam: coming out of my cage and i’m doing just fine
the narrator: but Sam, alas, was not doing just fine